Showing posts with label hypocrisy hand. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hypocrisy hand. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

School

People who complain about school are idiots. (Hypocrisy hand raised.) Oh, no, you have twenty math problems do; oh, no, you have to write an essay; oh, no, you forgot about the research paper you got assigned back in October that is due tomorrow that you haven't started. Whose fault is that? Your life isn't that difficult; no, I'm not going to go on about the children in [insert random third-world country here]. Maybe if you got off the internet/X-Box/(drugs? alcohol? is that what kids are doing?) and did your work, you would have less to complain about.

Disclaimer: I am thirteen years old and in 8th grade. Hypocrisy hand is raised at all times.

Eating: Cereal
Feeling: Anxious...TJ letter.