Wednesday, January 26, 2011

School

People who complain about school are idiots. (Hypocrisy hand raised.) Oh, no, you have twenty math problems do; oh, no, you have to write an essay; oh, no, you forgot about the research paper you got assigned back in October that is due tomorrow that you haven't started. Whose fault is that? Your life isn't that difficult; no, I'm not going to go on about the children in [insert random third-world country here]. Maybe if you got off the internet/X-Box/(drugs? alcohol? is that what kids are doing?) and did your work, you would have less to complain about.

Disclaimer: I am thirteen years old and in 8th grade. Hypocrisy hand is raised at all times.

Eating: Cereal
Feeling: Anxious...TJ letter.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Zombies

I have two things to say about zombies.
1.) They used to all quirky and cool. Now everyone thinks zombies are cool. Everyone has seen Zombieland and loves it. I've seen that movie three times, and can't help but compare it to George Romero each time--which isn't the point of the movie, I know, but I can't bloody help it. I want more scary b-movie zombie flicks. A big-budget zombie film misses the entire point of the genre.
2.) The people who play 'Zombies' on Black Ops over the internet are freakin' idiots.

Listening to: 'Let's Groove' and 'Devil's Dance Floor'
Feeling: Bored
Eating: Strawberries

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Normality

"I'm so strange. I listen to unique music like the Beatles (because nobody listens to them anymore) and Pink Floyd because it's real music. I match neon with plaid because according to 'Mean Girls', popular people don't wear that and I'm different. I wear thick-rimmed glasses even though my vision is fine, because I'm different. I am a girl and I play video games because I am different. Who would want to be normal, because that sucks. I am different, and my Converse shoes symbolize that. No one understands my genius. Also zombies. Also Lady Gaga."

Ah, yes, these people. I mentioned them briefly in my first post. I can't quite figure out what bugs me about them so much, and will try to work that out here. Venturing a guess, though, it's because they're annoying. Let us list some facts about these people (generally):
  • They like anime, or Japanese crap.
  • They never seem to know what 'irony' means.
  • They seem to think that due to their being different, they are better than us.
  • They tend to be hypocrites. (*cough*)
The first three are self-explanatory. The hypocrisy part, however might need to some explaining. Those type of people tend to insult the very people they are.
"People who follow the mainstream are so stupid. They are letting the industry bend them as they please. I am so much better than that."
So, uh, where'd you get the idea to be so quirky? 'Juno'? Youtube? Not your own mind, certainly. Honestly.

Now that I've bored you, let me sum up what I'm trying to say: You are not that special. The same thing I've said in my past posts. Have a nice day.

Listening to: The Beatles (non-ironically) and They Might be Giants
Drinking: Monster
Feeling: Stressed

Yes, I know I overuse parenthesis and italics. And write overly long entries. And am kind of a hypocrite.